44 Ridiculously Dumb Things I Can't Believe Americans Actually Posted On The Internet


1.This person claimed NYC has better Asian food than Asia.

Comment expressing the opinion that NYC has better Asian food than Asia, specifically saying Flushing's Chinese food surpasses Shenzhen's

2.This person claimed France has “like 100 people in it.”

Conversation about how welfare services in France are easier and cheaper compared to other places, with a reply noting France's smaller welfare population, saying "france has like 100 people in it"

3.This person said that the US allows France to exist. (??)

Comments on social media telling "leftist" france to go away and saying "USA allows france to exist"

4.This person claimed that…(checks notes) Ireland invented the English language?

Comment: "They may have created the language, but we perfected it." Reply: "Ireland didn't invent English lad. England did"

5.This person claimed Europeans don’t use refrigeration.

Comment criticizes Europeans for lacking refrigeration and ice, then calls europe a "fourth world shithole"

6.This person thought Europeans were ruder and more racist than Americans, and I think they need to take a good look in the mirror.

Text comparing Europe and America on topics like cigarettes, racism, ice cubes, A/C, charging for water, charging for public bathrooms, taxes, and rudeness, saying America is better

7.This person called America Earth’s main character.

Post calling America the "main character" of Earth due to having the biggest sports leagues

8.This person thought all English speakers used Fahrenheit.

Social media comments on temperature units: one claims English-speaking countries use Fahrenheit; another corrects, noting most use Celsius

9.This person claimed the US military could beat the rest of the world. Bruh, we couldn’t beat North Vietnam.

Reddit post predicts WW3 by 2026. A commenter disagrees, claiming U.S. military dominance over the world

10.This person didn’t care that, for all Americans except for Native Americans, our ancestors ALL hailed from elsewhere.

Tweet stating that birth in America grants citizenship, not heritage status, aimed at migrant families

11.This person called Alaska and Puerto Rico countries (remember, Puerto Rico is a territory…and Alaska is just a state).

Social media exchange where someone suggests any country would be happy to be part of the USA, with a reply of "name one" and the person mentioning Alaska and Puerto Rico

12.This person made a wild claim about poop in other countries.

Reply stating bidets originate in countries with frequent diarrhea, saying American poop is solid

13.This person claimed that without the US, the world would have no culture.

Conversation about the influence of American culture on global culture, saying the world would have no culture without america

14.This person thinks non-Americans don’t wear socks?

Social media post questioning why only Americans wear socks

15.This person claimed Canada would’ve been conquered by Nazi Germany if it weren’t for the US.

Person posts, "If not for the US, Canadians would be drinking German alcohol and stiff arm saluting!" Comments disagree

16.This person claimed LA’s economy is larger than all of Europe’s.

Two social media comments about the U.S. economy, with one stating the USA's market size and another claiming Los Angeles's economy is bigger than Europe's

17.And this person claimed all of Europe is poorer than Mississippi.

Comment claims all 44 European countries are poorer than Mississippi, the poorest U.S. state

18.This person HAD to be joking.

Portuguese cartoon of Donald Trump posted on social media with comment: "Does anyone know where Portugal is actually located? If President sees this video he's going to tax them like nobody was ever taxed before"

19.This person claimed no one goes to Europe for the food.

"An American critiquing food is hilarious." Reply: "We got the best food in the world. No one goes to Europe for food"

20.This person claimed all of Europe could fit between NYC and Chicago.

Map comparing dense European train lines with sparse U.S. lines; comment suggests all of Europe could fit between NYC and Chicago

21.This person claimed the rest of the world is “new” compared to the United States, which is only a few hundred years old.

Post stating "You do realize that the rest of the world is fairly new compared to US cities, right?" and claiming that other countries are under 100 years old due to recent wars

22.This person called British English “niche.”

Social media comment claims most native English speakers use American English, then calls British English "niche"

23.This person claimed you can’t be arrested without your consent in Europe.

Tweet about JD Vance potentially being arrested in Denmark, with a reply stating you can't arrest somebody without their consent in Europe

24.This person claimed rugby players are NFL rejects.

"Rugby players are just big guys that didn't make it to the NFL." Reply: "The NFL is American, rugby is international, that should tell you all you need to know." First poster: "NFL still takes international players there are just no good ones"

25.This person was straight-up delulu.

Person replies to question about controversial historical opinions with "America has objectively done more good for the world than any other nation"

26.As was this person.

Comment: "Only the USA is a full democracy with the most rights guaranteed by the most democratic republican federal constitution which includes written human rights, rest of the democratic nations are behind"

27.This person claimed the US would dominate rugby worldwide in five years if football were banned.

Comment speculates the U.S. would dominate rugby within 5 years if football were banned in the US

28.This person called America the land of “kindness,” amongst other laughable claims.

Tweet stating that everyone wants to come to America because of the American dream

29.This person asked a ridiculous question.

Post from r/Askpolitics asking, "What is the best country and why is it The United States of America?"

30.This person called the metric system communist indoctrination.

Comment: "Anything but the indoctrination that is the metric system, yes. Keep that commie frenchness away from US"

31.This person claimed you can’t buy a utility knife in Europe.

Text on image of knife cutting into wall: "America: where we can remove a wall with a utility knife." Comment: "Europe...where you can't buy a utility knife." Reply: "America...where they have no idea what Europe is like"

32.And this person claimed you need a license for a butter knife in other countries.

Comment: "As an American, whenever I feel bad, I look at my kitchen knife drawer and remember that I don't have to have a license to have a butter knife"

33.This person claimed Canada would stop existing without the US.

Comment: "Nothing Trump said is incorrect. It's mind-boggling that people don't understand that Canada would cease to exist without the US. The fact that they're charging anything to American imports is laughable and Trump is correctly pointing that out"

34.This person forgot about all the medical discoveries and advancements made in other countries, like, oh, I don’t know, a little thing called insulin.

A chart of healthcare spending per capita in various countries shows the U.S. at the top, but with the most uninsured. A comment below claims "literally all the medicine those countries use is developed here"

35.This person had a baffling suggestion for comparing America to other countries.

Comment on a thread about Finnish education: "Isolate US statistics to wealthy white neighborhoods and we match anyone in the world. We have a diverse society and with it, diverse views on education and the importance of hard work and following rules"

36.This person forgot that most of the rest of the world puts the day before the month when listing the date, then called putting the month first “the correct format.”

Reddit thread discussing preorder shipping dates for Nintendo Switch 2, with an American misinterpreting the date due to thinking the format was month/day/year

37.This person called Steve Irwin an “American hero.”

Comment on video of Steve Irwin calling him "an American hero from Australia." Rreply: "the fuck American has to do with anything?" Another reply: "America is the greatest. Anyone that doesn't think so is unequivocally wrong"

38.This person claimed America invented democracy, among other things. They also think we’ve had peace on Earth for 75 years.

American flag image with text asking for U.S. inventions. Response lists peace on Earth for over 75 years, modern civilization, democracy, freedom, human rights, technology, and globalization

39.These people were reallyyyy confused about military time.

A Reddit poll asks when users go to sleep; options are 20:00, 21:00, 22:00, 23:00, 0:00, 1:00, 2:00 or later. Users discuss surprise at the question using military time

40.This person thinks Europeans don’t have cell phones.

Reply to a comment from a European: "Y'all are poor, how do you even have a phone"

41.And this person claimed Europe doesn’t have gas or electricity.

Comment discussing a headcanon for Fallout, where Europe is recovered and confused about America. Reply: "Europe doesn't even have gasoline or electricity right now"

42.This person called French and Spanish “dead languages.”

Post questioning why ASL isn't taught like other languages, highlighting its importance, and calling French, Spanish, and Latin "dead languages"

43.This person claimed, “Most history is US history.”

Comment: "Most history is US history." Reply: "I hope that is a joke or some kind of sarcasm." Original commenter: "I'm talking to Americans, not whatever irrelevant country you're talking about. I hate communism, socialism, and I'm a proud ethnocentrist"

44.And finally…this claim is just sad, given what’s been happening lately.

Comment stating that fascism has never existed in America and is considered an alien ideology



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